"I don't expect you to be an unwed mother."

Imagine hearing that at 7.30am in the morning. In school. From your mother.

Back up a sec, how did I go from not even dating to fornicating in sin? Oh yeah, since my mother decided to give me a list of her expectations for whoever I date much less marry.

"By the way, if you decide to get married, we're ( Read more... )